MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU LITTLE SHITS.
Ḧ̗̜̘́̎̅E̙͙͇̍̌͠ ̣͕͈̋̐̇S̡̟̪̅̋̅Ȩ̧̣̄̀̍Ě̡̲̤͐͒S͙̲̲̽̿͠ ̲̤͙̇̔͑Ẏ̠̼̻͒̊Ö̧̥̠́̈́̄U̧͇̙̓͐̈́ ͚̖̑̂̃͜W̲̬̉̕̚͜H̝̞̳̿̅͘Ę̛͍̟̍̑N̯̞̹̽̃̚ ̛̭͔̩͒̇Ỷ͔͔̲̾͠O̻͇͈̎͗̚Ü̢͔͕̑͠’̼̖̦͗̊̄R̖̪͇̉͂͌É͈̞̻̐̾ ̧͈̂́̕ͅS̗̻̳̓̀̍L͈̋̋͜͝ͅȨ̥̺̇̒̿E̹͎̲͋̕͝P̡̬̮̓̄̌I̱̦͓͒̌̓N̼̩̝̎͒̒G̣̹̺͌́̀
SHOVE THIS UP YOUR STOCKING
I WAS SINGING A SONG THEN I SAW THIS AND I JUST LAUGHED
He knows when you are sleeping…
He knows when you’re awake…
dying my hair green because life is meaningless and I might as well look like yoda
My mother says I look like a christmas tree
Merry Christmas mother fuckers.
this is beautiful and i want to hug you.
GUys PlEaSE ItS LIteRAllY JuST Me WItH ChRIStmAs BoBBles In mY HAiR
i wonder what it’s like to like date someone and know their family and go over their house whenever you want and sleep over whenever you want and what it’s like to have their family absolutely love you as if you were their own and just yeah what’s that like.
i just wonder what it’s like to date someone
Vietnamese photographer Thanh Ha Bui captured this incredible image in his parents’ back garden and, after spotting a line of super strong weaver ants marching across a branch, decided to test their legendary weightlifting skills. First experimenting with pieces of food and leaves, he eventually ended up with this incredible shot
so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS PICTURE FOR A MOMENT
FIRST WE GOT ANNA AND JOSH LOOKING NORMAL
THEN WE HAVE THIS KID WITH A FRICKEN SPOON IN THE MIDDLE
AND THE COOL KIDS IN THE BACK, WITH THEIR COOL BANDANAS
THEN WE HAVE THESE DRUGGED 5 YEAR OLDS ON THE LEFT
i just omg the spoon kid seriously
I DONT KNO W WHY I AM LAUGHING SO FUCKIN HARD
see look how dull this shit is like wow
aight here we go
nono still not sharp enough
nO IT MUST BE SHARPER
YES YES GOOD
that’s the gayest statue i’ve ever seen
‘I Don’t Know What I Did But It Worked’ — A thrilling story about my academic life